Al Qaeda Trained Terrorists Captured In NorCal: Who Cares.

OK...well now that Al Qaeda supporters/members Hamid and Umer Hayat have been caught in Northern California, is anyone going to do anything about immigration policy? How about political correctness that prevents police forces from thoroughly investigating mosques? How about adding some sanity to airport security measures, such as, instead of strip searching Grandma Smith, pay a little more attention (as a matter of policy) to that 23 year old middle eastern gentleman with the beard, top knot, and clutching a copy of the quran/koran?

We already know Al Qaeda is operating in the US. We've found their blueprint for operations. We know the nature of sleeper cells, which is SOP (standard operating procedure) for terrorists - an organization in which each member knows only his/her contact to the hub of the cell, and none of the members know each other.

Where there's smoke, there's fire. Sadly, it will likely take a few more 9/11's to get the American populace to pay attention on a more permanent basis.

Know back to your regularly scheduled programming:

/**
* Class: Entertainment_Diversion_For_The_Masses
*
* This class utilizes the entertainment industry to keep the attention of
* the public at large focused on things they're better geared to handle,
*  namely, celebrity issues.  This is class is useful in allowing the government
* to proceed as it sees fit, at the behest of the political parties.
*
*  Should the public for some reason shift its attention to government, one or
*  both political parties are utilized in the Spew() funtion to create a row that
*  irrelevant to the public attention to government, allowing the public to
*  throw up their hands and mutter "why bother," at which point the public will
*  happily return to use of this class.
 *
* @version  35.23.82.7 8 June 2005
 * @author  Anonymous
 */
public class Entertainment_Diversion_For_The_Masses {
    /* This class could also be used to extend the Sports_Diversion,
Sensational_Crime, Irrelevant_Sensational_News and Shock classes */

   /** Care should be taken to keep this value at 0 */
   public static int ent4massesCommonSense = 0;
  
   private static Object OStarDom;

   /** initialize OStardom to blind the masses to things that are relevant */
   public Object OStardom;


    /**
    * DivertAttention method
     */
   public void DivertAttention(Object OStarDom = 'active' ) {
        // Primary method that uses OStarDom

 ent4massesCommonSense = OStardom(Headline);

 while !ent4massesCommonSense
  {
       Government.ActBehindClosedDoors();
       Government.IgnoreNeeds();
       Politics.PowerGrab();
  }

 do {
            Politics.Spew();
  Shock.Irrelevant();
  Sports_Diversion.Scandal();
  Sprots_Diversion.BigGame();
  Sensational_Crime.Death();
  Sensational_Crime.Child();  
  Irrelevant_Sensational_News.Oddity();  
  Irrelevant_Sensational_News.Celebrity();
  Entertainment_Diversion_For_The_Masses.DivertAttention();}
  while (ent4massesCommonSense); 


   }
}