You Might Be A Useful Idiot

If you think the harming and/or killing of animals is never OK, yet advocate the killing of unborn humans for convenience as a choice, you might be a useful idiot.

If you think the media does what it does for any reason other than money, you might be a useful idiot.

If you hate illegal immigration but don't pay attention to who's mowing your lawn, you might be a useful idiot.

If illegal immigration doesn't bother you, but increasing your taxes to pay for it does, you might be a useful idiot.

If your political party plays the abused underdog, but does the same stupid shit as the other party once in power, you might be a useful idiot.

If you voted for Kerry because you didn't like Bush, you might be a useful idiot.

If you voted for Bush because you didn't like Kerry, you might be a useful idiot.

If you think "nature's way" is best, except when it comes to sexual practices, you might be a useful idiot.

If you scream INJUSTICE, but then get upset when the rules limit you, you might be a useful idiot.

If you call yourself spiritual, but are against religion, you might be a useful idiot.

If you've ever referred to someone as "my (insert ethnic/racial minority)-American friend", you might be a useful idiot.

If you support the Baseball/Football/Hockey Players Union but get upset at labor unions, you might be a useful idiot.

If you are convinced that religion is the root of morality, you might be a useful idiot.

If you think morality begins and ends with you, you might be a useful idiot.

If you think the First Amendment is important, but the Second Amendment is not, you might be a useful idiot.

If you think the Second Amendment is important, but the First amendment is not, you might be a useful idiot.

If you decry that other party's politicians as having a double standard on "family values" while ignoring the acts of those in your party, you might be a useful idiot.

If you believe that the Constitution states that Christianity is the official religion of the United States, you might be a useful idiot.

If you're all for freedom of speech, but get upset when the other side insists on exercising their rights to freedom of speech, you might be a useful idiot.

If you think the Second Amendment was created for the purpose of hunting and protecting oneself from criminals, you might be a useful idiot.

If you insist that overturning the Second Amendment is "for the good of society", you might be a useful idiot.

If you believe that Bush is any dumber than Kerry, you might be a useful idiot.

If you think Joe McCarthy was the cause of McCarthyism, you might be a useful idiot.