You Might Be A Useful Idiot Part 1.5

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If you voted for/against something/someone because someone else told you to, you might be a useful idiot.

If you think it's OK for your 12 year old daughter to get an abortion without at least letting you know, but are looking out for her best intrests when you prevent her from getting a tatoo or piercing because of a consent requirement, you might be a useful idiot.

If you believed Bill Clinton's WMD based justifications to attack Iraq, but think George W. Bush is a liar, you might be a useful idiot.

If you think the harming and/or killing of animals is never OK, yet advocate the killing of unborn humans for convenience as a choice, you might be a useful idiot.

If illegal immigration doesn't bother you, but increasing your taxes to pay for it does, you might be a useful idiot.

If you are OK with offensive/lewd/violent acts and programs because you can always avoid them, but are vocal about your offense to religious displays, you might be a useful idiot.

If you advocate unions taking money from their members for politics (or turning them into scabs if they refuse), but are bothered and don't contribute when a political cause asks for a donation, you might be a useful idiot.

If you think the media does what it does for any reason other than money, you might be a useful idiot.

If you hate illegal immigration but don't pay attention to who's mowing your lawn, you might be a useful idiot.

If your political party plays the abused underdog, but does the same stupid shit as the other party once in power, you might be a useful idiot.

If you voted for Kerry just because you didn't like Bush, you might be a useful idiot.

If you voted for Bush just because you didn't like Kerry, you might be a useful idiot.

If you call yourself spiritual, but are against religion, you might be a useful idiot.

If you claim you're an atheist and are offended by religious displays, but aren't bothered by non-religious fantasy/fiction displays, you might be a useful idiot.

If you claim religion is being "forced down your throat", but are free to practice any religion you choose, you might be a useful idiot.

If you think "nature's way" is best, except when it comes to sexual practices, you might be a useful idiot.

If you've ever referred to someone as "my (insert ethnic/racial minority)-American friend", you might be a useful idiot.

If you support the Baseball/Football/Hockey Players Union but get upset at labor unions, you might be a useful idiot.

If you think morality begins and ends with you, you might be a useful idiot.

If you are convinced that religion is the root of morality, you might be a useful idiot.

If you think the First Amendment is important, but the Second Amendment is not, you might be a useful idiot.

If you think the Second Amendment is important, but the First amendment is not, you might be a useful idiot.

If you believe that the Constitution states that Christianity is the official religion of the United States, you might be a useful idiot.

If you believe that Judeo-Christian beliefs and symbolism have no place in public, but are OK with teaching children that dressing like prostitutes in public is OK, you might be a useful idiot.

If you're all for freedom of speech, but get upset when the other side insists on exercising their rights to freedom of speech, you might be a useful idiot.

If you think the Second Amendment was created for the purpose of hunting and protecting oneself from criminals, you might be a useful idiot.

If you insist that overturning the Second Amendment is "for the good of society", you might be a useful idiot.

If you believe that Bush is any dumber than Kerry, you might be a useful idiot.

If you think Joe McCarthy was the cause of McCarthyism, you might be a useful idiot.

If you accept that a major construction project (freeway interchange, high rise building, etc.) will take 5 years to complete, yet consider it a failure if deposing a dictator, rebuilding the entire infrastructure of a country, putting in place a new government and writing a constitution to appease a religious and culturally diverse society takes more than a year and is thus a quagmire, you might be a useful idiot.

If you enjoy the freedoms that a democracy has to offer, yet consider people of the Middle East incapable and/or undeserving of running a democratic society, you might be a useful idiot.

If you think the poor choose to be that way, you might be a useful idiot.

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